Traveling around Spain with friends, we were looking for a room with three beds in it. In Spanish, that'd be Un cuarto con tres camas.
Thinking that Spanish & Italian must be fairly close, we decided to Spanish-fy our Italian - So, we started asking for Un camos con tres lechos.
Actually, they're made up words -- but if the proprietor tried to discern what we were on about, he or she might have thought we were asking for A room with three milks.
-- Buci, Switzerland
That's Room Service you're requesting?