A man with limited German was in a Gasthaus in Austria wanting an extra pillow for his bed. He called housekeeping who sent up an attractive maid and he asked her, "Darf ich noch ein kuessen haben bitte?" The startled maid ran out of the room in shock. What he really wanted was a "Kissen." What he asked for was, a "Kiss."
-- Davide, Arizona USA
Dear Davide, did that man happen to be you??!!





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